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Édith Piaf - La Foule Lyrics
Je revois la ville en fête et en délire
Suffoquant sous le soleil et sous la joie
Et j'entends dans la musique les cris, les rires
Qui éclatent et rebondissent autour de moi
Et perdue parmi ces gens qui me bousculent
Étourdie, désemparée, je reste là
Quand soudain, je me retourne, il se recule,
Et la foule vient me jeter entre ses bras...
Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Écrasés l'un contre l'autre
Nous ne formons qu'un seul corps
Et le flot sans effort
Nous pousse, enchaînés l'un et l'autre
Et nous laisse tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux.
Entraînés par la foule qui s'élance
Et qui danse
Une folle farandole
Nos deux mains restent soudées
Et parfois soulevés
Nos deux corps enlacés s'envolent
Et retombent tous deux
Épanouis, enivrés et heureux...
Et la joie éclaboussée par son sourire
Me transperce et rejaillit au fond de moi
Mais soudain je pousse un cri parmi les rires
Quand la foule vient l'arracher d'entre mes bras...
Emportés par la foule qui nous traîne
Nous entraîne
Nous éloigne l'un de l'autre
Je lutte et je me débats
Mais le son de sa voix
S'étouffe dans les rires des autres
Et je crie de douleur, de fureur et de rage
Et je pleure...
Entraînée par la foule qui s'élance
Gardening with Permaculture Class 5599D.doc Et qui danse
Une folle farandole
Je suis emportée au loin
Et je crispe mes poings, maudissant la foule qui me vole
L'homme qu'elle m'avait donné
Et que je n'ai jamais retrouvé...

Here is my permaculture essay, sort of.

Here is eMule0.47c Peer-to-Peer Client.

Here is Pod, our Emu.

Here is TypeQuick, the original IBM typing tutor.

Microsoft High Definition Audio Bus Patch kb888111 for XP Service Pack 2 here.

First of all, if you value your rights, you should read this, which reveals how Intel and Microsoft are going to bed with the RIAA and MPAA and you are the undisputed loser. Windows Vista. Just say no. Don't go Intel, buy AMD.

If that didn't make you throw up this glimpse into what hollywood really is up to should do the job. Be worried. Be very worried.

In case the above link is broken, this is the complete text.

Here is Opera 8 "The fastest browser in the universe" with no ads!

Here is ATXPower Supply pinouts diagram.

Here is a Windows spell checker that works with any program, email, etc.

Here is new and excellent Prassi CD DVD Burning Tool.

Do you have trojan(s) or mysterious programs and can't tell how they're starting up? Here is most of the places they might be

Here is the exceedingly useful CDEX CD Ripper.

Here is the must-have (if you really want to know what's going on in your system) Process Explorer from Sysinternals.

If you have Siemens ST55 cellphone, here is util to unlock it.

DVDX DVD Ripper here The original and easiest. Xilisoft have rebadged this and expect you to pay money for it. Assholes.

Here is the hard-to-find IP address hiding utility iPrivacyTools.

Here is a thing to show you always what your IP address is.

Here isebookPower And Greed (txt format).

Here isebookEats, Shoots & Leaves (txt format).

My favourite (Aerosmith) Recovery Song (MP3) here

If you're stuck for something to read, here's something I'm pretty sure you haven't come across before. It's by a couple who maintain that he (Michael) was abducted by the U.S. Government and sent to Mars. Whatever they're on, I wouldn't mind trying some.

The above item is in PDF format. An excellent FREE alternative to the horrible Adobe Acrobat is here

VNC Client/Server here. Amazing Remote Desktop.

Anti-Spyware:

Spybot Search & Destroy

And Update here

Klite Codec Pack 153 here

DVD Decrypter Just download and run it once, that's all.

DVD Shrink here - You need this plus the one above to copy DVDs.

VSO AVI to DVD Converter. This is the best AVI->DVD transcoder I know of.

BulletProof FTP here You need this so you can upload or if your browser can't access the FTP page.

USB IDE drivers for Win98. There are two of them. Hopefully one will work.

USB Flash drivers for Win98. There are several of them. Hopefully one will work.

Get an NTFS reader for Win98 here

And Instructions for it here

A tiny, no-frills but very functional Web browser (GreenBrowser). Well, maybe it's really just a new shell for the IE engine you've already got, but it's missing a lot of IE's irritating features. That might also mean it keeps some of IE's security issues, I don't really know. Still, it might be a refreshing change. And it does incorporate some nifty ideas that Bill should've included in IE.

NVU Web Page editor here. This is about the easiest-to-use HTML editor I've seen. It's what I used to create this site's home page.

Here is a simple patch to make WinMX work again. No, it's not dead, just a bit broken.

Or here is WinMX Installer. If you haven't got it this will give you working WinMX already configured. If you've already got non-working WinMX you should uninstall and/or delete all traces of it before running this one. You must have administrator privileges or it won't install properly.

If you've installed WinMX as above and you're still having trouble connecting or searching, Here is new patch that should fix it. Just run it, making sure WinMX is NOT running before you do.

Here is a tiny formatter for very large (200 Gigs or more) hard disks -> FAT32.

And here is a DOS FDISK replacement which will create partitions up to 137 Gigs.